June 2012
15 posts
During a run
brain: why are you going so slow?
lungs: I currently hate you.
feet: I'm gonna turn into 10 pound weights now.
Legs muscles: I am going to start hurting in random places, kay?
Sidewalk: I really want to trip you in one of my holes or bumps.
People in cars: *hoooonk* Run Forrest Run!
People walking: nice ass baby
Me: Why do I do this to myself?
Me: ...
Me at end of run: I love running so much! I would never give this up!
nosdrinker:
yo who’s going to Jay Gatsby’s party later
Why I have no friends....
Friend: Let's pig out and eat all the junk food!
Me: Uh no I'd rather not I still have to run today.
Friend:
Me:
Friend: Let's get wasted tonight!
Me: Uh no I heard that when you consume alcohol it puts your body back 2 weeks in training.
Me: I've worked too hard to be set back like that.
Friend:
Me:
Friend: Let's go out and party!
Me: No because you'll have a grand-ole-time and everyone will talk to you, but I'll be sitting alone and treated like a foreign alien.
Me: I'd rather run mile repeats than go to a party with people who don't even know I'm there.
Friend:
Friend: Who are you?
Me: .............
